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Staci Wyle

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I love Noah Wyle. And, I love Microsoft and Bill Gates. I will work there someday! Doing something! Somehow! I also love 'Alias', Michael Vartan, Conan O'Brien. And I'm a Wiccan. 'The money. No, the friendships. No, the money... my friendships with money!'
-Noah Wyle (when asked what he'd miss most about ER [cuz he's leaving!])
January 17

quiz thing

What's your name?  Staci Tipsword

Would you drop your last name if you became famous? no
Age you wish you were?   21
Hair color, are you happy with it? black, brown, blonde-ish, orange, and pink-ish. yeah, basically.
What is your biggest fear? my nephew Ryan getting hurt badly 

If there was a TV show made about you, what would it be called? The Insane Microsoft Girl Show

Can you sing?   yes
Are you a daredevil? you betcha.. sometimes. 
Are you passive or aggressive? meh 
What is your greatest weakness? (i'm thinking things that would make me do just about anything) Noah Wyle... mashed potatoes and gravy...
What is your greatest strength? uhh... my ability to catch on to learning things pretty fast. I retain knowledge well.

Do you...

Hold grudges? yep. GameStop... I'm gonna get you...
Have regrets?  yes

Live in the moment?  for sure
Have bad habits?    most definately

Like your handwriting? i like it, but i hate it because everyone else hates it
Have secrets? yeppers
Smoke?  smoke what? cigarettes? no
Do drugs? that's on a need-to-know basis... only the OTC ones
Read the newpaper? when something looks interesting enough
Pray? not seriously
Go to church? never been
Take walks in the rain? yeah i do
Talk to people you hate? i try not to, but shit happens.

 Have You Ever...

Liked your voice? yes
Hurt yourself? yes
Been out of the country? no
Been in love? not really
Gone skinny dipping? nope
Had a medical emergency? nope
Had surgery? nope
Ran away from home? nope

Played strip poker?  nope
Been on stage?  yep
Beaten someone up? tried to
Slept outdoors? yep
Pulled an all nighter?  DUH!! of course!
Talked on the phone all night? yep
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o having sex? uh... no...
Slept all day? yep
Kissed the same sex? yep
Been betrayed? yep
Had a dream that came true? nope
Broken the law? yep
Met a famous person? Ashlee Simpson, but she sucks. But she WAS nice, so kudos for being a nice celebrity. but BOO for being a sucky singer.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? yeah i have, but i don't do that anymore
Been on TV? i think i have...  
Had a dream that kept coming back? yep

Beliefs

Believe in life on other planets? yep. there has to be SOMETHING else out there. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
Miracles? yeah.
Astrology? eh, sometimes. not really though.
Magic? yep
God? you mean Bill Gates?
Ghosts? yep
Luck? yep
Love at first sight? yep
Yin and yang (that good can't exist without bad)? yep
Believe it's possible to remain fatihful forever? yep

Do you wish on stars? nope
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? nope
Do you think God has a gender? if it does exist, it is made of two equal parts, male and female.
Do you believe in organized religion? i believe you should come up with your own beliefs.

Where do you think we go when we die? we get reincarnated.

Love and All That

Do you consider love a mistake? nope
What do you find romantic? cuddling
Turn-on? geekiness, glasses, messy hair, clean-shaven-ness, bisexual guys, funny guys

Turn-off?  preppy, bitchy-ness, mean-ness, stupidity
First kiss? still waiting for my first REAL REAL kiss lol
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them? that would help wouldn't it?
What is best about the opposite sex? they are usually more funny than girls
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?  their refusal to be wrong
Do you think the opposite sex finds you attractive? not really
What is the last present someone gave you? um... oh yeah Aleks got me this VHS of an old Microsoft program tutorial lol. I think that was the last present..
Are you in love? i'm the one in love, not him. 

Who Was The Last Person...

That scared you? Phillip
That tickled you? Anthony... i forget his last name...lol
You went shopping with? my aunt Jean
That broke your heart?  no one really.. unless you count Justin Timberlake ;)
To disappoint you? can't say
make you cry?   Mr. Liebforth, my driver's ed teacher lmao. barely passed me. :)
To brighten your day? Alex
You saw a movie with? Aleks

You talked to on the phone? Cat
You saw? Carole (my dad's girlfriend)
You lost? like lost as in "shit, i can't find them!" or lost as in dead?

Right This Moment...

Are you dating anyone? nope
What are you wearing right now?  other than bra and undies, my "Nintendo Is Awesome" t-shirt and a cool pair of jeans

Body part you are touching right now? my hand is touching my leg
What are you worried about right now?  if i will feel okay at school

What book are you reading? iCon: Steve Jobs
What's on your mouse pad? not using a mousepad
Use five words to descride how you're feeling: sick, scared, awake, freaky, energized
Are you bored? kinda
Are you tired? not really
Are you talking to anyone on the phone? nope
Are you talking to anyone online? nope

Are you lonely or content? lonely
Are you listening to music? nope
The time right now is: 6:00 AM

January 16

What a way to ruin a perfectly good.. well yeah.

Floogle/Billy (my fish) just died. Damn it. Oh well. He's in toiletbowl heaven now. *sniffle*

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Law and Order BABY!!!!!
 
ahem. lol.
January 13

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAT!!!!!

yep. There you go.
January 05

Are You Addicted To The Internet?

Are you Addicted to the Internet?
63%

Hardcore Junkie (61% - 80%)
While you do get a bit of sleep every night and sometimes leave the house, you spend as much time as you can online. You usually have a browser, chat clients, server consoles, and your email on auto check open at all times. Phone? What's that? You plan your social events by contacting your friends online. Just be careful you don't get a repetitive wrist injury...

The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Quiz Me!

Which Crazy Celebrity Are You?

Which crazy celebrity are you most like?

Tom Cruise

Who would've known you were crazy? It was only subtle for a long time... but now you're definitely crazy... in "love."

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Which Britney Spears Are You?

Which Britney Spears are you?

No One Understands You Britney

Everyone hates you for a different reason. For someone so young you sure do have a lot of people who would like to see you dead.

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December 31

In case I don't update later tonight...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 25

Merry Christmas!!

yay!!
 
and... I got to see Noah's ass! It was on ER once! w00t!
December 23

Gey out your yamakah, it's time for...

CHANUKAH!
 
I LOVE Adam's Sandler's Chanukah Song.... and the second and third editions too lol. They rock.
 
Get drunk in Tiajuana-kah.
Smoke your marijuana-kah.
It's time to celebrate Chanukah!!!
 
lmao those are my two favorite lines (which I decided to put together lol). I'm saddened that Noah isn't mentioned in those songs though, but I guess that's because he in a not-practicing Jew, or something lol.
December 15

MAHIROJGIOJ

Yep. Anywho. WAH.
 
The once a month (or something) update.
 
Today is my nephew's birthday!!!
December 06

I know, I realize..

I have been neglecting my Space. I'm sorry. Here's a nonsense update.
 
This awesome program called Recolored recolors your pictures. It's great. read about it  here, the link to actually download the beta is here. Check out my results, once I did it right:
 
 
The original, sexy, David Duchovny.
 
 
The colorized, slightly pastel, yet still sexy, David Duchovny.
 
Trust me, if I can do that well, (I have NO artistic ability. AT ALL), then you certainly can make yours like WOW!!!
 
And, it only take a few LINES and CIRCLES to actually color the thing. It's fantastic! HIGHLY recommended, even if you don't specifically need it for anything!
November 27

Oh, and..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL VARTAN!!!!!!!
November 24

Holy Hell.

My life is [literally.. okay figuratively but literally] a black abyss.
 
Read this post that I copied from my Xanga and then copied onto my Wordpress blog which is in the links section thanks to a certain CAT.
 
What. The. Fucking. Hell.
 
Firstly, and most importantly, my car was shot at.
 
Yes, shot at.
 
The windshield has 4 bullet holes in it, and the back window is all blown out.
 
It was a few hours ago, I'm guessing. At sometime around 1, i would guess. Psh. Who would fucking shoot out my windshield, and ONLY MY car.
 
Excuse all the cusses, please. BUT SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! This is so unfair.
 
Secondly, Alias has been cancelled. It won't be returning for a 6th season. Doesn't seem as important now with what happened to my car.
 
Can't I have ANYTHING nice in my life without something ruining it?!?!
 
Psh. Happy Thanksgiving.
 
My ass.
 
*cries*
November 05

Nothing new.

Eh. Nothing is new. Blargh.
November 02

Lots of updates today...

I was GOING to quote Patrick from Spongebob, but this is much funnier.
“Don’t touch me, I’m Steve Jobs!”
(you know, like when Patrick said “Don’t touch me, I’m sterile”, only I fucked it up. As usual. And I was going to quote THAT because it reminded me of ER. lol)

What a...

FUCKHEAD!!!!!
 
Microsoft and Bill Gates are the best!
 
As I trackbacked to before, but apparently peopel aren't listening...
 
 
8/1/2005
A Question for the AntiGates
QUESTION:
Why would you hate Bill Gates, wishing he would die, when he has donated billions of dollars to charities? Why? Do you want the third-world countries to suffer more? Seriously! Those of you who think he's a selfish and evil man, you are very wrong. If you hate him so much, what would you do in this situation:
You see a kid dying from a disease, who can, with enough money, get a cure.
You obviously would just laugh and walk away, because if you helped, you would be doing something evil, because Bill Gates would do it. You want your actions to have nothing to do with him. So the kid would die, and you would feel extremely good about yourself, because that's how you are.
Phillanthropy? Phillanthropist? Those must mean 'evil' and 'evil-doer' in Latin, right?
You would hate your children, loving them is a bad thing, right? All children should die, right? Money? The work of the devil. Macintosh? No way. Too much supported my Microsoft. We all know about Windows, and Linux? Don't even go there! If it runs on an Intel, it's evil. If it can be dual-booted with Windows, its the bloodshed of the underworld. Horrid. Can't imagine it.
And family?
Worthless.
 
Love,
 
Cat

SITE IS UPDATED!

GO VISIT IT NOW!! w00t! lol

The Site Will Get Updated... I Promise

I PROMISE I will update my site today. I PROMISE. okay? okay.
 
I have a lot of stuff to do on it. Announce the winner of the caption contest, pic up a new pic for it, change the cycle of pics for the pic of the day, and put up this cool and cute pic that someone made for Billy's birthday.
 
And I am thinking about creating a new, totally different site. A place where I post the answers to homework assignments that I get, and if you happen to use the same book and get the same assignment or similar, you can use my answers. Although I can't guarantee they are right, it's something for you to put down on your paper. And I would rather that people learn stuff, so we don't have ultra-stupid people in the world, but hey, you take what you can get. And I think this would be a really cool idea.
November 01

I impress people...

...interesting...
 
Well, I am quite amazing *shameless*
 
Anywho, once I find time *cough* tomorrow *cough* then I will update the caption contest thing on my site. but right now i should be doing Phy. Sci. homework and then sleeping. Or watching the X-Files (stupid basketball... *angry stare at NBA*)
October 29

Odd...

I was visiting my site from school (and from the Apple Store, but that's a later story) and I used my PSP to do it. Then, after I got home, I checked up on my site's stats, and I figured out that I have 7 hits from some people with Windows 98, and 2 hits from a user with Netscape 4.0. Well, this didn't strike me as TOO interesting, until I checked out my referrers, which tells me the IP and ISP Host Name of the last ten visitors. I was looking, and a user with Windows 98 and Netscape 4.0 visited from my school's IP! But, my school doesn't have PCs (well, we do, but not a lot), and especially not Windows 98! Then I got to thinking, and checked the time on that hit, Oct 28, 2005 11:19:20 AM. That's when I was in study hall, when I used my PSP for the internet. I thought "Could this be true?! Does the counter recognize my PSP's OS as Windows 98, and the browser as Netscape 4.0!?!" So, to make sure, I used my PSP to get to my site at home. And sure enough, Windows 98, Netscape 4.0!! what the fuck!?!
 
If you want to see it, go to http://counter13.bravenet.com/index.php?id=389562&type=recentvisitors&usernum=1071584694 and that should get you there. If not, visit my site http://gatesfan.bravehost.com and scroll to the bottom and click 'VIEW SITE STATS' or something similar. Then you should be able to find your way around and check my site stats. And while you are at my site, you should look around and leave feedback and stuff. Enter the caption contest which will end REALLY soon.
October 28

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL GATES!!!!!
 
50 AND STILL JUST AS SEXY!!!!
 
SEXY SEXY MAN!!!!!
 
IF SOME MSN DUDES ARE READING THIS: TELL BILLY I LOVE HIM!!!!
October 23

Columbine High School Massacre

I happen to think it's very interesting. And I don't mean it in a "I might kill you" kind of way, I just mean that the whole thing is pretty interesting.
 
 
And I remembered last night how much I love Blue's Clues, and how obsessed I am with Steve Burns.
 
Go visit Steve's site at http://www.steveswebpage.com

So now..

..after I have changed every password to important websites that I care about that I could think of, I believe I am all good again.
 
wooh.
 
nothing much else to report right now.
 
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